Friday, December 29, 2006

the best thing here is a wall!?! (information part 4)

okay i should really goto bed... but after checking around the university more i've discovered a weird niche in the dinosaur overpopulation theory. it seems that though much of canada, and especially alberta is over populated with dinos, the university of calgary is not...

the reason why... this would appear to be a dead zone to all things cool in palaeontology


it began with my wandering into the earth science department. what i found here kinda makes sense as this is the hub of palaeontology studies in calgary...

yet if this were drumheller or edmonton things would have been mighty different...


at first just the usual harmless extinction suspects as you'd expect. a wall full of ammonites. though from my same time era these little squidy guys pose little threat to dinosaurs. whether in the form of trying to eat us, or in the more modern sense put us out of work. these guys have the popularity of well an octopus... if octopuses wore shells that is.

however i was soon going to discover that this was the most impressive fossil display they had in many ways...


later down the hallway was a plesiosaur. these guys though not dinosaurs are often mistaken for them... not sure why... he's got flippers... and since when did swimming ever enter the dinosaur skill list...


anyways this gal was here as the senior mesozoic representative at the university. she was surprised to see me as apparently they hadn't seen a new prehistoric individual down in the heart of the university since the tyrrell opened...

seems that once the tyrrell opened up north in drumheller all the dinosaurs and other extinct critters started to migrate up there as there was a better chance for jobs and even fame up there. the university cut its funding to palaeontology and fossils, and as of such only a few senior prehistoric critters were kept on.

besides this one marine reptile the only other mesozoic representative was a bit of a shocking disappointment...

a dinosaur... but one even i won't have to fear being out performed by... it was a poor inarticulate struthiomimus. this old fellow had been at the university for over 30 years, and he was in a bad zone...

he remembered when he was first given the position of key dinosaur display that he was promised that the collection would only grow from here, and that he'd soon have other dinosaur co-workers. however all too soon the tyrrell would end that dream. one by one all the other dinosaurs left the university... then the pay cuts came in. this poor guy barely makes enough to survive day by day that alone do anything fun...

the situation was so bad for the once proud ostrich mimic he was sneaking into devil dinosaurs classes to try and find a solution to his problems...

okay so i know i've said this many times on my blog people of the web wide world, but this just PROVES i need to get out of here!!! when the only display a university is willing to put up is an ammonite wall you know we dinosaurs have it off bad!!!

well i'm going to sleep, and tomorrow mike should show up, and i can leave this nightmare behind... wait is it a good idea to goto sleep then if i'm in a nightmare???

celebrity encounter! (information part 3)

well i finally made it too the university! a new problem has popped up though. i got here a little bit late. okay a lot bit late. the guy i'm looking for has been off work for hours...

so i'm going to have to wait till tomorrow to see him. that means i'll be camping out at the university of calgary for the night. it's not a very fun looking place, but then skool was never really my thing...

with lots of time to kill though i figured i'd check the place out for a bit, as i wasn't very tired...

you're never going to guess who i ran into!


coming out of one of the lecture halls was none other then devil dinosaur himself!!!

now he probably would have just kept on going if i hadn't gotten really excited and asked for his autograph... devil dinosaur was one of my heroes growing up... though i have to say he looks a lot smaller in person then in his comic book appearances...

turns out that these days he teaches a class here in calgary that is supposed to help struggling dinosaurs in this post extinction world... i was shocked to learn that even devil dinosaur himself has been hit hard by the dinosaur draught...

ever since jurassic park (and my cousin larry's performance... JERK!) the entertainment industry has demanded nothing but the largest and most impressive of dinosaur specimens. meaning that even the most mean and kick butt devil was out of steady employment. No one wanted to see a fantastic portrayal of a t-rex, they wanted ubber real...

but devil didn't take that sitting down... oh no... he used his former fame, and his small size and bright red hide to speak out to the less empowered of dinosaurs to help them make something of themselves.


devil said based simply on my size that i must have been experiencing trouble in life... how'd he know? he offered to let me enroll in his class, but i declined. i already had my plan... that and i'm kinda broke after all the travelling around i've been doing lately...

he said it was nice to have met me, but as it was late he needed to be on his way.

well that was a cool distraction. now i just have to kill a bit more time, get some sleep, and then mike will get back here to the library where he can help me find out the key information that i need...

The Top Ten Movies of 2006

Looking over the standouts of this year’s movie releases it occurs to me that this was a year in film that had a social, political, and cultural conscience. I would argue that all movies have at least an inkling of a political or social agenda, but this year it is particularly overt, with ambitious cultural films like Alejandro González Iñárritu’s Babel that links Mexican, Moroccan, Japanese, and American life in one narrative thread, to a lighter (much lighter) film like Sacha Baron Cohen’s Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (directed by Larry Charles), a look at American culture that is so in-your-face that it is brilliantly embarrassing, and hilarious.



This year one of history’s greatest directors died, Robert Altman, who in his final film, A Prairie Home Companion, showed us a slice of Midwestern manner and life. Zhang Yimou gave us Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles, that is premised on cultural clashes among language, physical space, and differences in human manner. Will Farrell even took a jab at Southern and rural Nascar culture in Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, and we saw the creation of Dave Chappelle’s hip-hop concert, a virtual tour through black hip-hop culture set smack in the heart of Brooklyn, in Block Party (directed by Michel Gondry).



It was also a year of historical films. Paul Greengrass’s United 93 and Oliver Stone’s World Trade Center took us back to 9/11, for a look at the terrorist attacks of 5 years ago, and neither try to create context for the events; in the eyes of these two films September 11th is a picture of the day as it happened, but from new perspectives. Greengrass’s picture doesn’t sentimentalize the event in the same way as WTC, in fact it does not at all, which in my view is what makes United 93 as devastating and intriguing as it is. Nonetheless, Oliver Stone surprised us all when he took a break from his typical myth-laden revisionist history approach, which often descends into very entertaining conspiracy theory, and simply told a story with a gentle, albeit sentimental, voice.



In the same vein of anti-revisionist history was Clint Eastwood’s Flags of Our Fathers (and I suspect Letters from Iwo Jima despite not having seen it yet— it does not open in Chicago until January.) I carefully tread on this term “anti-revisionist” because the film does provide a new perspective on WWII, that of the soldiers who raised the flag on the mountain of Iwo Jima; but it seemed careful to retell the event as plainly as it could, to expose the audience to an historical period that is slowly (and quite literally) dying out of America’s collective conscience. Looking back on my notes from when I saw Flags in October, I felt that this was a picture of events previously unseen, it is history first seen. The film works more like a memoir of the soldiers than a secondary historical document, with flashbacks that take us to the carnage of the days on Iwo Jima that are not a part of our collective understanding of the war. The image we have, and indeed that of the American public immediately following the soldiers’ return to the States, is of bravery and glory. Surely the soldiers are brave, but there is no sense of glory for them as they recall the circumstances of that famous photo being snapped. It is the memories, the unseen history of the soldiers who pushed that flag up that are absent from historical record, and Eastwood gives them substance, with integrity and grace.



Amidst theses historical pictures were still more. The Queen took us to the inside quarters of the royal family in the days following Princess Diana’s death, and Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette, though lacking in substance, comes close to redeeming itself in style as it reexamines the life of the French ruler. There were smaller independent pictures like 10 Items or Less that showed us the differences in social behavior between the wealthy in Los Angeles and its poor ethnic residents; it was a film made quietly with earnest dialogue, and subtle discoveries of the mundane. Children of Men flash forwards to a dystopia where human reproduction and civilization are on the brink of extinction. Always showing us pictures from the present, like newspaper clippings and pictures that reference today’s involvement in Iraq, for instance; Children gives us a vision of what our political actions now may yield in the future.



There are a handful of exceptions to this politically active and culturally aware year in film. Darren Aronofsky’s The Fountain gave us a dizzying and sublime picture of eternal love that peels back years of emotion in the efficiency of seconds; in its crisp framing of images that is the border to something even bigger, The Fountain is a film of frames-within-frames, of seamless infinity. Martin Scorsese’s The Departed brought us back to his classic street gang gore that he is famously known for. His aesthetic technique, I would argue, is unchanged since the days of GoodFellas (1990) (and perhaps even earlier), and yet his stories still intrigue. By the time of The Aviator (2004) I started to look at Scorsese’s style as old hat, but there is too much gravity to his films, particularly The Departed to dismiss it as anything less than great (a fact that is undoubtedly helped along by the outstanding performance of Leonardo DiCaprio).

And Pan’s Labyrinth (which I saw less than an hour before the time of these writings) is a gorgeous and gory landscape that blends fairy tale and reality into one dimension; it is all at once spooky and mystical, frightening and yet full of wonder.



But at the top of the list is Michael Mann’s Miami Vice. Though Mann’s picture takes us to exotic locales and shows us the workings of a culturally and ethnically diverse city like Miami, the film’s primary purpose is to reveal the dark side of undercover culture, which is much unlike the glossy pastels of Miami Vice the television series (where Mann is credited as producer and sometimes-writer). Mann proves his creative versatility with his expert use and inventive technique of digital technology; 2004’s Collateral showed us his first (and rather stunning) use of digital equipment, and this year he has out-maneuvered the men’s club of filmmakers around him with his subtle narrative, and his forward-thinking embrace of new technology. This year Mann proved himself as an evolving director that responds to the ever-changing world of filmmaking, without compromising the poetry of his characters and story, and the unspoken beauty of their motion.



I give you my top ten movies of 2006:

1. Miami Vice (Michael Mann)
2. Flags of Our Fathers (Clint Eastwood)
3. Children of Men (Alfonso Cuarón)
4. The Queen (Stephen Frears)
5. Volver (Pedro Almodóvar)
6. Pan’s Labyrinth (Guillermo del Toro)
7. Inside Man (Spike Lee)
8. Dave Chappelle’s Block Party (Michel Gondry)
9. United 93 (Paul Greengrass)
10. The Departed (Martin Scorsese)


Honorable Mentions: A Prairie Home Companion (Robert Altman), Mission: Impossible III (J.J. Abrams), Scoop (Woody Allen), Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles (Zhang Yimou), Off the Black (James Ponsoldt), The Fountain (Darren Aronofsky), Marie Antoinette (Sofia Coppola), Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (Larry Charles).

A few caveats: I could shed a tear that I haven’t seen David Lynch’s Inland Empire. As a huge fan of Lynch I know his latest epic would have a spot on my list, so you will have to grant me freedom to amend the top ten once Inland makes it to my city. Also, two other films that I had high hopes for but was unable to see are both Private Fears in Public Places (Alain Resnais) and Syndromes and a Century (Apichatpong Weerasethakul). Additionally, with all of his generosity, Mike Lyon has sent me a copy of Colossal Youth (Pedro Costa), which I have yet to view. I will be watching it in the next week, and if it turns out to be as fantastic as it is rumored, watch out for yet another amendment to my top ten.

Check out the Top Ten listings at Rob Sweeney and Matt Singer's site (with special guest Alberto Zambenedetti), at Termite Art; Michael Anderson, Lisa Broad, and Vicente Rodriguez-Ortega over at Tativille; and Mike Lyon at Fourteen Seconds, for the full picture of the greatest films of 2006!

Happy New Year!

The Good German - 2006 - Film

Thursday, December 28, 2006

The Good Shepherd - 2006 - Film

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Babel - 2006 - Film

Monday, December 18, 2006

David Denby has a great review of this movie--check it out!

Children of Men - 2006 - Film

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Directed By: John Ford - 1976/2006 - TCM broadcast

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Barnyard - 2006 - DVD

Saturday, December 16, 2006



Read about the wrath of Barnyard at Cinema Blend.

There is a misconception among adults that children’s movies are unintelligent and that an animated flick with talking animals is inferior to the over-eighteen crowd by virtue of their grown-up sophistication. Sadly, it is precisely a cartoon like Barnyard that upholds this attitude...

United 93 - 2006 - DVD

Friday, December 15, 2006

The Matador - 2006 - DVD

Friday, December 15, 2006

The Fountain - 2006 - Film

Thursday, December 14, 2006


Despite much of The Fountain's criticism as being discombobulated in its structure of interconnected stories, I enjoyed getting lost in the scenery. Nor have I seen imagery so artful that it is almost a scientific equation. Sorry, folks, that I don't have more notes. Too many movies in one day.

Statistics - 2006 - DVD

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan - 2006 - Film

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Borat: A True American Hero


...and creepy in weird thong-unitard


An honorable mention for one of the best 10 movies of 2006.

Red River - 1948 - DVD

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

I saw this by accident. In the chaos of my Netflix queue I bumped it into the list of to-see John Ford movies. It is, of course, not directed by John Ford, but by Howard Hawks, and might be the most homoerotic Western I've seen. Not that that's bad.

Here's a picture!

The Queen - 2006 - Film

Sunday, December 10, 2006



It's been awhile since I've seen this. Alas! I'll omit the comments I promised. Do note that it made the Top Ten of 2006.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

resistence is futile?!? (information part 2)

well after my forgetfulness induced misadventure of yesterday i've had another slight problem occur in my attempts to get to the university library...

calgary has been a growing little city. i should really see if i can find out what its eating to achieve such a large pace of growth. my problems would instantly go away if i grew like calgary is... wow i'd be like bigger then godzilla!!!

anyways due to it's fast growth the roads aren't big enough for all the traffic that wants to get around. so rather then get stuck in a jam i figured i'd use a c-train... which as far as i can tell is the same as a normal train... though i always thought that my buddy caleb from the tyrrell was the c-train. oh well

problem is when i asked someone if the c-train went to the university they said it yes. what they didn't say was that wasn't the ONLY place it went... long story short somehow i've ended up at a chinook... which for those of you who don't know is a warm weather system that hits alberta in the winter that makes it nice and not snowy... though i didn't know what they looked like before... i can now tell you with certainty they look like a mall!

now again the number of dinosaurs in alberta has been kinda freaky lately. the dinosaur i met in the chinook mall though is the most scary thing i've ever seen...



it was a borgasaurus!!! i totally freaked out, and maybe even screamed a little... though i certainly didn't cry like a little girl or anything...

holy smokes i was really worried running away from the chinook. was it close contact with such a weather phenomenon that had transformed that poor dinosaur into a cybernetic creature... or was this some out landish scheme on its part to get attention and fame to possibly secure a job. I mean the Saurian job market might be awful, but to resort to replacing yourself with a machine... only someone as sick as dark vadar would resort to that!!!

i've been watching myself for symptoms of cyborgification, but fortunately none have shown up... yet!

hopefully i can get to the university to find my friend, and figure out a place with out dinosaurs. cause man my encounters with them are getting scarier and scarier...

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

towering calgary (information part 1)

i left drumheller on the 25th. everyone suddenly disappeared on that day for some reason... i was a little creeped out by it, but as i'd already caught up with all of them anyways, and i had a new lead for a possible future i HAD to get moving on... i hit the road

my destination calgary... the fastest growing city in alberta. also the closest big city to drumheller too.

i'd been here a few times in my childhood. craig was born here, and he'd came back into town often to see his family. back when he was still taking care of me he'd bring me along.

i can say this... calgary is a very different kind of city then those i visited in BC...

why did i come here to calgary you might ask... good question!

for a minute this morning i forgot myself... one of the draw back of my peanut sized brain and all...


as a result i was attracted to the coolest thing i could see... and what is cooler in calgary then the calgary tower? to be honest not much...

though this wasn't my actual goal it was definitely cool checking it out!

i just should have stuck to exploring outside. cause when i ventured inside things got a little more interesting then i cared for!


walking in the lobby of the calgary tower i came face to face with an albertosaurus... not just any albertosaurus either. a tyrrell museum employed one!

he was here to prompt the museum to tourists in calgary, since drumheller is only an hour and a half away from the city...

the problems began when he spotted me... i was a dinosaur intruding on his turf. worse i was a "big" meat eater like himself (i say big in the classification sense... as we t-rexs being related to albertosaurus are big too... bigger then him in fact... just if your a t-rex other then me!!!). making the whole situation boil over though was the fact i was in a tyrrell uniform... mental note to self need to get a new uniform!

instantly the albertosaur entered into an all too familiar territoriality stance... just like EVERY other dinosaur i'd encountered these past 4 months!

it was the usual type stuff he started roaring at me...

why are you here? i was told i'd get to keep this gig for sure! back off get your own job! i'm five times your size tiny, the museum won't replace me with you. you're not even a raptor!

now i've given up on trying to make dinosaurs like me at this point in my travels. it's not their fault i'm realizing.

1. i'm a t-rex. theoretically the king of all dinosaurs. nobody likes the "man". especially since we have some real jerks in our ranks... like my cousin larry! he really doesn't help make us rexs look all that great. well okay except in king kong. that was a really sympathizable performance he gave, but that's it! well and at the end of jurassic park. oh and in all the BBC stuff he's done. okay okay in the movies larry is pretty good... just take my word for it. in real life he's a JERK!

B. i'm SO small that being the aforementioned t-rex is made worse. everyone hates us to begin with. when you don't have the terror or menace that's part of your sterotype people take advantage of the situation. especially other theropods (meat eating dino for you none science people out there)... i just wish they'd see me for the nice little guy i am...

4. it's a tough world for us dinosaurs. added to the fact it's an eat or be eaten existence for us at the best of times this whole being extinct thing has added to our competitive nature. jobs are scarce. museums and theme parks are only looking for the best of the best. due to our bad public image and reputation from various portrayals in the movies and in the media (again see my cousin larry... what a JERK!) humans are reluctant to give us jobs or places in societies removed from a locked away environment such as again museum or theme park. which means that any other dinosaur that shows up is trouble. cause their inevitably going to be after your job...

so that's why when i returned to drum this month i'd realized i needed to make a clean break, and find a place without dinosaurs. which it would turn out is NOT the calgary tower.

i had a very very upset albertosaur. i didn't want to upset him anymore. also i didn't want him to call the museum as he was threatening to do. last thing i needed was to get in more trouble there.

so i just left the tower. which is kinda sad. i did kinda want to go up and look out over the town.

i did remember just then why i was in town though, and where i should really heading. not the calgary tower, but the university library... there i was going to find the ONE man who could help me find the answers i seek!

Saturday, December 23, 2006

xmas tickles

well i may not have gotten my old job back, i still don't have a clue what the future holds for me, and being in drumheller is bringing up all sorts of memories...

at least i'll get some free turkey before i leave!!!

the museum was nice enough to at least invite me to their xmas party.

i've never really gotten what xmas is or what it's about. all i know is that the trees get really bright and pretty, and there's a lot more food about then normal.


the party was at the new place in town the quarry... the COOLEST name ever! though to be fair it is the farthest thing from a fossil dig i can think of. staffed by adam and his excellent crew, we tyrrellers were in for a night we won't forget soon... well unless their like me and have a brain the size of a peanut anyway...


i got to sit with my good buddy cam for dinner. i was really glad we'd sorted out that whole him being the one who fired me thing. it would have made things kinda awkward.

at one point cam went to put his arm over my shoulder for a picture. by accident he found my ticklish spot. everyone thought that my laugh was really funny...

it kinda set the tone for the night...



during my hanging with kirsta she interrupted the conversation we were having to make me laugh again...

before that we were having a chat about where other people from the museum were or what they were doing...

dan decided not to come to the party. mostly cause i was coming, and he was still mad at me for trying to eat richardo. have to make sure that i patch things up with him. me and dan go back a long way... i don't want him to stay mad at me forever.

craig had left the museum to head back to calgary to prepare to head overseas to new zealand. kirsta was really surprised i hadn't heard anything about this... i had been in BC for the last few months, and in exile before that... how was i supposed to know. though i wonder why he hadn't told me. he is kinda like my legal guardian and stuff...

krista thought my tickled laughter was very funny though, and that's as far too catching up on other museum people as i was going too.



lastly i caught up with brad... well brad 2. he's just not brad 1 is why i make the distinction. brad 1 was nice enough to give me my job 4 years ago, but then he left the museum (some said he just couldn't live with himself for some reason... i never did find out what it was cause people would always suddenly glare at me in the middle of the story... not sure why they'd do that... i didn't know the end of it!!!)

anyways brad was having a good time. like me he doesn't work at the museum, and was just there for the fun. he had heard about my "not being with the company" anymore... though that was a weird thing to say as it's a museum. not a company!

i told brad all about the events of my return. how i had no idea what i was going to do. it was becoming clearer and clearer that i needed to find a place without any dinosaurs so that i could be the only deal in town. everywhere in canada i'd been there were dinosaurs, and they were all trying to immigrate to drumheller which seemed to say that things were even WORSE elsewhere around here.

i told him about how while looking at the badlands the flatness of the prairies reminded me of the ocean for some reason. he said that was pretty obvious why... i just looked at him... then he remembered my brain size.

"well traum it's pretty simple. i think you were smarter just then, then you think you are. there's got to be a place over the ocean that doesn't have any dinosaurs."

wait a minute! brad was right!!!

there has to be somewhere over the BIG ocean that dinosaurs haven't been found or put in museums... but where???

just as i realized who i was going to need to see to help me figure out a new possible home for me suddenly brad reached over and hit my laughing spot.

"sorry man." brad apologized. "your laugh is just too funny."

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

The Return

well i know that i said i'd post a vlog every 25 posts... well this is techincally in that limit. just a little sooner then i figured. alot of stuff has happened this week, and the only way to communicate it easily i found is through a vlog.



in spite of everything that has happened i'm going to hang out here for a few more days. the museum is having it's xmas party, and cam and krista have invited me to join them at it. so i figure i might as well go. i have no where better to be at moment...

Sunday, December 17, 2006

updates coming real soon!

hey people of the world wide web

things have been SO crazy in my life it hasn't been funny... well okay a couple parts actually

anyways i'm currently borrowing a co-puter, and need to find out how to get my labtop back on the webwide world. that will hopefully be in the next couple days so i can finally tell you the outcome of my trip back to Drum, and what's happened to me since!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

100th post!!!

holy smokes people of the web wide world... i've already made 100 entries in my blog!!!

it seems like just yesterday i started this thing, and now here i am a true veteran of the super information highway.

now i figured i'd do something special for this entry... well okay. my talent agent peter figured i should...

since i've been on the innerweb all i've talked about is what's going on in my life thus far... i thought this would be a good entry to take a look back at where i came from. this also seemed very fitting since i'm currently on route to drumheller to see if i can reconnect with this past.





hope now you have a better idea of why i'm in search of my dinosaur roots. i also hope that after all i've seen and done in my journeys these last 4 months they'll take me back in drum. now i'm a super qualified dinosaur...

i'm also planning on doing this "vlog"s more often then every 100 posts... hopefully like every 25 from here on in.

catch you in drumheller people of the innerweb!

Monday, December 11, 2006

Merry Christmas and Happy Top 10 Season!

The end of the year is here and I've seen more movies than you can shake a stick at. Actually, it's only been about ten. Still, ten movies in roughly a week is a lot. Especially when you're prepping to head home for the holiday, and if your travels have been anything like mine it's more of an obstacle than a quick vacation. My flight home to Denver was cancelled due to the blizzard (my parents have 4' drifts outside their backdoor) and I ended up meeting 3 strangers from an ad on Craigslist.org Friday (12/22) morning, jumping in a rental car and driving through Illinois, Iowa, Nebraska, and finally Colorado to get home for the holidays. So I am little tired. But stuffed full of homemade truffles, cookies and wine, so I guess things turned out okay!

For the next few days I'll be updating this page with short notes on all the movies I've seen over the last couple of weeks. Normally, I would say to heck with it and just post a picture, but the last handful of movies have been utterly fantastic and I can't fall silent in their presence. The Top Ten of 2006 movie lists are due out this Friday, December 29th, and a mess of us from Termite Art, Tativille, and Fourteen Seconds will be participating. Crunch time is on to arrange my list of this year's greatest, so come back over the next week and see what I've been seeing, and find out what are the Best Movies of 2006. I get shivers from the excitement!

Finally, a shout-out to my new friends from the Craigslist Roadtrip---Merry Christmas to Schae, Trey, and Carol. And Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!

Peace,
Pammy

Sunday, December 10, 2006

the end of THIS thing

okay need to check out the field visitor center so i know what i'm talking about when i ask them for a job.

i'm thinking though what better way to attract people to a fossil display then with a dinosaur... even if they don't technically find us around here normally.

well for some reason there's a cowboy statue in front of the center. trilobite wrangler?

heading inside there was a bunch of fossil displays, and i figured best thing to do was check them out, and demonstrate my superior knowledge of the burgess shale



yeah no big surprises. they had a whole cabinet full of trilobites from mount stephen


a cool selection on other critters from fossil ridge. like the iconic marrella...


one of my favs though is the tentacled football leanchoilia...

they had a pretty small, but good selection of burgess shale fossils. all ones i knew about. so it would be easy to sell myself as both a palaeo attraction, but also expert.

there was only one problem when i went around the corner and bumped into their alberta and BC tourism displays...

there was a dinosaur in the center. not just that she was there from the tyrrell to promote the museum! now considering the circumstances we were both pretty civil. however this struthiomimus was very set on this job staying HERS!

well so much for that idea...

i guess i'm meant to goto drumheller. what awaits me there i'm not sure. hopefully a second chance.

all these attempts at first chances haven't been suiting me so well...

beginning of ALL things...

okay people of the innerweb i'm back into familiar territory. hopefully no more of that crazy BC type stuff can happen to me here. even though technically i'm still in the province, field is pretty much on the border with alberta, and even more important i know ALL about this area.

the reason. this is one of the most important palaeontologic places in the world!

the tyrrell has a huge display on this place called the burgess shale. they are among the OLDEST complex creatures known. these fossils are so good that we don't just get hard parts, we also get the soft ones!

once i get back to drum i'll have to check out the display again. though i'm getting an idea related to my future after i've found my past at drumheller. maybe i could come back here and get a job. i'm qualified. i know a LOT about the burgess shale cause i spent a lot of time in the display when i lived in the tyrrell. that and one of the six big books i've ever read was one called wonderful life by stephen gould... don't let the fact that he is a scary monster stop you from reading the book. it's very good and ALL about the burgess shale.

actually being here in field and seeing all the famous places is really cool!


over on one side of field is mount stephen famous for it's trilobites. i've heard from people at the museum who've been up there that there are so many fossils up on the top of that hill that every second rock has a trilobite in it!!!


on the other side opposite the highway is the burgess pass and it's famous fossil ridge. an exposure of really really early cambrian fossils of the cathedral escarpment. my buddy dan used to do a play at the museum about looking for fossils up there.
you'll also see in that photo the visitor center here in field. i was going to check in there about a possible job after i looked at all the signs they had outside.



man the signs were cool. it was like having a museum outside!

this was a really awesome sign all about the famous palaeontologists who explored this place for the first time. included in there was charles dolittle walcott, though don't let his middle name fool you. he in fact did alot!


the sign showing how the burgess shale looked when all the critters was alive was really cool. just like the vancouver aquarium only instead of fish it would be funky arthropods!

hey that gives me another idea! with my new work experience at the aquarium i could totally work IN the tyrrell's burgess shale display! combo that with my knowledge of the place, and i'd be a show in for educating the public about this place, and be able to take care of the critters in the display!


well okay it seemed like a good idea till i read this sign... now i like adventure, and all... but getting buried alive. when was that ever fun?

well scratch that working in the museum's burgess shale idea. time now instead to see if i can work at the real thing!

Friday, December 8, 2006

blockade

if it isn't one thing it's another in my attempt to get out of BC...

i'm nearly on the border of alberta, and with it a return to friendly soil!!!

of course it's not that simple... AGAIN!... because up ahead of me on the road is yet ANOTHER obstacle!



a herd of elk blocks my progress...

now i know how elk typically work. honk your horn and they'll get their horns out of the way.

not these ones...

turns out these ones aren't just casually wandering onto the road. no. their here to stop just ME...

seems these guys are buddies with mountain sheep, and their really mad at how i humiliated the king of the rams last month. hearing that i was coming back through this area (they read it on my blog... have to remember to keep things a little more secretive in the future) their here to stop me...


well it looked kinda bleak. i couldn't get past them, and they weren't going to let me through. they were letting other cars through. just not me.

after spending the afternoon on the BC side of their imposed line i was really worried i'd have to back track into BC to try and find an alternate route. however as the sun began setting and it got darker i noticed something.

i couldn't recognize individual elk anymore. they all looked the same. why with those conditions maybe they won't recognize my car anymore...

to make sure they lost track of me i pretended to goto bed in my car. though what i really did was hop in and roll the window down. this way i could crawl out my window without opening the door and turning on the cabin light. once outside my car i threw some towels over my headlights so they won't be visible once my car was on. i then waited for a different car to come by to start my engine so that it's noise didn't seem out of place.

when that car finally showed up i drove down the highway away from them as fast as i could. getting around a bend i then pulled a u-turn. i then turning on my high beams. with these on i then casually drove back toward the blockade... but was it casual enough?

reaching the line my heart nearly stopped as the elk didn't move forcing me to slow down... getting within mere feet of them time seemed to cease as they looked at my car. it wasn't till i realized they were squinting in my high beams, and unable to see me that i relaxed.

then they parted, and let me through! can you believe that people of the innerweb i outsmarted someone!!!

now sadly this whole episode cost me a day, and it's late. i'm going to push on a few more kilometers to field BC and sleep there over night. however there is a slight treat for me there. you field is home to one of the coolest palaeontologic sites in the world!!!

catch you there people of the innerweb!

Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Miami Vice - 2006 - DVD


Tuesday, December 5, 2006



"Miami Vice is an action movie that takes us to foreign landscapes, beyond Miami, and often into the uncharted and ill-defined borders of the sea itself. It is a muscle movie for the action fan that appreciates things like the poetry of movement as much as the spectacle of gunfire and fights. It’s one of those movies that with all of its criticisms and sighs of disinterest will go out as one of the best of 2006."

Read the whole review on Cinema Blend.

Off the Black - 2006 - Film


Tuesday, December 5, 2006

New Review! Read it in Four Magazine!

why have i been stopping?

well people of the innerweb i'm still on my way out of BC. i guess it makes sense that after it taking 2 months to get into it that it's taking me a few days to get out.

i do really want out though. it hasn't been anywhere near as much fun (or safe...) here in BC now that i'm leaving. today i got to a place called goldy-on.


man i'm getting sick of mother nature mimicing my mood with the weather. it's all cloudy and depressing STILL! more to the point it has been snowing now and then as i drive. i may be warm blooded, but i don't have feathers like other coelurosaurs... sure hope it's warm in alberta when i get back...

oh course i needed to pull over again like a few days ago in the enchanted forest... i really didn't want to after that whole ordeal... but i'd get stranded if i didn't get gas... so i gave in to my stupid car... should have known better!


after filling up my car, and picking up a snack for the road i placed my twinkies down on a bench for just a sec. when i turned around it was like a nightmare... not one, not three, not zero, but TWO bears were suddenly there fighting for my twinkies!!!

to be honest i was terrorified! these guys are almost as scary as vampires or ghosts...


now if i were a big t-rex this probably won't scare me so much. my mom for example weighs as much as both these guys, and could easily take them (but don't let the fact she's a girl throw you off... with we dinos the females are the really scary ones!). i on the other hand, well weigh as much as one of their whiskers... uh if bears have whiskers?

anyways i did the only thing that seemed right for the situation... i ran as fast as i could jumped in my car, and hide underneath my sleeping blankets! call me a coward if you must, but you're not the one tending to dragon fire burns!

after an hour of hiding i popped my head up to see no signs of bears that alone my twinkies... with the coast clear i took off.

it's alberta of bust now!!! no more stopping in BC if i can help it...